Eric won.
My grandma’s boyfriend said that it wasn’t even close and that the only way Eric might’ve lost is if another contestant were allowed to toss handfuls of hot dogs into the gaping mouth of a volcano. Eric has really let himself go.
Eric’s First Post!*
*Please keep in mind that Eric’s fat, cumbersome paws make it difficult to type. That, coupled with his limited capacity to learn the English language and communicate at even a basic level, make it difficult to pinpoint just what he is trying to get across. That being said, here is what Eric thinks about Coldstone Creamery:
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